XYZ Office -> A fire alarm rang at 5 PM when almost all employees were in office. As usual, the entire office staff was evacuated within 3mins & every employee gathered outside office. 10 mins passed..................................5 more mins passed.. then a Security Officer appeared.
Security Officer -> Announcement started, "Dear Employees, With melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you this maybe the last evacuation drill as we are laying off almost 80% of the employees. While moving in who-so-ever's ID card doesn't work they have been laid off & all their belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this approach as we didn't want to fill mailbox with layoff mail in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office. Hope you have a nice career ahead. Please move in & try your luck.
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